I apologize to my doting fans (hey Mom and Dad). It’s been awhile since I have ranted about anything, so here we go:

There are two things that I hate in this world, one of them being pajamas in public and the other is cauliflower. Actually, no just kidding. There are plenty of things that I hate, and love, in this world, but for now I would like us to turn our attention to pajamas. Namely, pajamas worn to school and outside of the house in general.

I understand that people are all into being comfy and cozy, and I respect that. I come to school looking like a bum basically 97.48% of the time. I look forward to Running Shorts Thursday, aka Bumday, the whole week. It’s like my own weekly holiday. But there are limitations. I honestly, sincerely and with all my very being do not understand why someone would wear pajamas to school. Do you really have that little self-respect? It’s not that hard to hop your tail out of bed and pull on a pair of normal pants before you head out of the house. Really, it’ll take you like 10 seconds, max. If you’re feelin’ kinda crazy, you could even shower and brush your hair instead of walking around with it all over your head. Personally, I would feel gross walking around all day in something that I had slept in the night before, but maybe that’s just me.

Pajamas are not meant to be worn outside the house, and therefore should not be worn outside the house. If I wore pajamas everywhere I went, I don’t know how I would progress through life. I’d become narcoleptic and fall asleep all over the place. I’d be a mess. Well, an even bigger mess than I am now.

I’m not saying that people shouldn’t wear pjs at all, please do. But if you want to hang out in your pajamas all day, maybe you should just stay in bed.